You don’t know the half of it.
But so what?
You know everything you need to know.
So use it.
And if there’s something you don’t know now that you end up needing to know somewhere else along the way, rest assured it will come to you when the time is right.
And if it doesn’t, that’s because you didn’t need it.
Have a beautiful weekend. And if you’re going to go for a walk in the glorious sunshine, promise me you will coat your inner thighs with vaseline. Let me be the example, the martyr, a cautionary tale of those fools who think the rules of nature don’t apply to them.
Because I can barely walk and it’s all my own fault.