hello,

thank you for visiting my humble online home. if you were shocked or appalled by anything you witnessed here, do me a favour and tell everyone you know.

any requests, wishes, bookings, or what have you… all go through my agent. i don’t have her number, but if you’re smart, you’ll figure it out.

on a serious note, nothing is worth taking seriously,

your confidant, your partner in crime, your napoleon in glasses,

oliver manning x